The Doom that was Impending…

Just to let you all know, because ya’ll probably fear the worst, I am not dead, nor have I fallen off the face of the Earth. The busyness at work I had predicted for March has finally caught up to me and I am simply just up to my eyeballs with:

  • Customer Care
  • Marketing: sorting out new website, creating docs, case studies, editing videos (which takes forever and day!)
  • Admin tasks: matching people’s diaries, sorting out logistics, booking flights/hotels/trains/cars.
  • meetings after meetings after meetings…

I’m shagged! So- reading? I truly do try… Usually what happens is me getting home from work, trying to think what to make for dinner, making dinner. Before I know it it’s 9PM. By 10 I am in bed trying to read but I always fall asleep. I should probably get some vitamins… or cocaine! JK.

Today, at work, the unexpected happened… We have a couple of fire extinguishers in the hall. The hall is like a greenhouse because it’s all glass and it gets super warm in there… I was just about to enter the office from the hall when the biggest freaking explosion happened.Β The lads, of course, were laughing, cause I did this massive tumble through the office door, with a frantic look, yelling “What the fuck is this?” I swear, at first I thought the underfloor pipes connected to the toilets just decided to say “Enough is enough” and enter this world with a proper shitshower. Darn did I have quick thinking, I just backhanded the office door closed behind me with such a bang to protect myself from said possible shitshower that I nearly gave the office a new revolving door. Luckily a poopstorm wasn’t the case. The sun had been gradually heating up the extinguisher and it decided to pop. Talk about a fright!

And here’s a moral of the story- keep the fire extinguishers out of sunlight!

Next reviews coming up are Landquaker by Dean F Wilson and Daddy Dearest by Paul Southern. FYI- Landquaker is freshly published and Daddy Dearest is currently available for pre-order prior to publishing date on the 1st of June.


  1. Damn, I thought this was Eurovision song contest related judging by the title of this post! But imaginary poop storms are even better. Thank you for making this one of the last things I get to see before going to bed ❀ I could use a laugh! (not that you don't have my sympathy for working your butt off, though, make sure you get some rest as well amidst the chaos!! πŸ™‚ )

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    • Haha, I hope you didn’t have a nightmare featuring ShitDemon! πŸ™‚
      How are you anyway? Did that hospital trip of yours happen? I hope you’re all good and straight as an arrow now, anyway!

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      • Ahahaha, ShitDemon Vol.1: A Case of the Shits. No I didn’t XD. Just my sister-in-law trying to stab me, you know, the usual nightmare fodder ^^. I’m good, hospital visit is on the 23rd of May and then I’ll know what’s up for realz. They’re going to inject some contrast fluid in my ovaries, so I better bring a copy of smut with me to get the most of out that experience…

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